Your Child and Marx

Mallory Ortberg gives a primer on how to talk to your baby about Marxism:

BABY: want book
ME: that is the rankest consumerism
BABY: book
ME: oh you want to be a subject? you want to just be a subject that consumes blindly?
BABY: book
ME: sure
fine you realize you’re resisting literally nothing right now
BABY: want green book

This is a sequel to "How to talk to babies about gender theory." I'd love to see a "How to talk to babies about deontological ethics" or "How to talk to babies about liberation theology."